UnNews:The Queen´s Plan

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Her Majesty's hard days life is no reason to worry about her. She even plans to make it a bit harder.

Today she decided to free Europe from Angela Merkel's Euro-stability dictatorship. That's a heroic statement. And all what drives her to do so is just her husband. He suffers from being totally bored by his Playstation. Thus Elizabeth II. wants him to become some more than just her husband. And the day's opportunity is the Greek Debt Crisis. "Greece needs some fundamental help" her Majesty said in a Daily-Telegraph interview while she pointed onto him. He, Prince Philip. son of a Greek Prince, shall become King of Greece. He has the right blood for that throne and the right humour to breach Merkel's atmosphere-toxifying wise guy mode. He could teach Prime Minister Tsipras to bite by means of hard humour by heart.

Giving away her husband to Greece is not the Queen's new hardship. What she'll suffer the next days is to convince David Cameron of that plan which comprises the replacement of the Greek Euro by the British Pound Sterling.