UnNews:Porn star Nora Batty dies

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16 December 2008

If you check out the wrinkled stockings, make sure you are wearing loosely fitting pants.

The world of pornography is in morning following the death of pin-up legend Nora Batty. Internet service providers the world over are bracing themselves for a huge reduction in traffic flow now that the single largest grossing porn star, and subject of over 95% of all porn related searches has become un-available.

Life time friend of Ms Batty, Kathy Staff remembers her well:

Famous for being "Open All Hours" Ms Batty left many admirers at a Crossroads in their own relationships. Mr Compo of Coronation Street (Follyfoot) remembers her No Frills style with fondness:

The 80-year-old passed away after a short illness. Uncyclopedia wishes her friends and especially her loving husband John our condolences. We will always love you Nora.