UnNews:Orginal X-Box was the Weapons of mass destruction

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8 January 2008

Computer rendering of what could of happened if they used just ONE of the 1337 X-boxes they had in storage.
The average Xbox, contained in a box-shaped black hole to allow it to be transported. The actual sustem weighs approximately 6,2312\times 10^{{30}} pounds, approximately 5 times the mass of the sun.

Today, troops in Iraq were devistated to find, not only the Iraqi HQ in the most obvious place ever, but for the vaults to be filled to the brim with the original X-box consoles. After a quick phone call to Bill Gates, it was confirmed that after sales of the X-box stopped, Bill Gates sold the remaning consoles to the Iraqi's, who then learned of its destructive capabilities and decided to keep them a Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Now "safe" the American goverment plans to use these WMD's themselves for their, so called, Good Intentions. Unfortunatley without the proper carry case, the X-boxes weren't able to be safely carried. One of the soldiers dropped an X-box and the resulting blast whipped out Iraq and five other countries around it, including Iran, much to George Bush's amusement.

Speculation of an Asian weapon of total devastation, the chillingly named PS3, has been leaked from Washington amidst fears of a counterstrike on mainland America. A state of high alert is in place.

“I swear, I had no idea... I wasn't plotting for world domination or anything... I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that pesky Nintendo!”

~ Bill Gates on World Domination claims

“Bill Gates...Now I got your name, it's time to kick your ass!”

~ Reggie on Kicking Microsoft's Ass