UnNews:Falwell to Reincarnate as Flaming Poof
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18 May 2007
BULLETIN: 5th Dimension - A source from the aliens that run the reincarnation machine on the dark side of the moon said Thursday that the the former Reverend Jerry Falwell "went to the light" and will be reincarnated as a flamboyant leftist, ACLU Hollywood-connected homosexual. "The irony is, the one thing he never spoke of, karma, is the one thing he'll have to deal with," the source said. "He really made his own bed. He'll kind of be like Richard Simmons, only more so."
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- Zelb of the 12th K-Mart "What do you do with a hopeless bigot?" DSNN, May 18 2007