UnNews:Cubs hire Joe Maddon

Saturday, November 1, 2014

A younger Joe Maddon trying to play catch with an in-play ball. Or Steve Bartman. No one knows.

After leading the Tampa Bay Rays to some success in his reign of terror over Tampa Bay, Joe Maddon has decided to leave his managing job over the American League team in Florida. (Who wouldn't? The Rays are the only team that isn't in New England and Canada! I'd say fuck that!!) Wouldn't you expect him to go to a team such as the Dodgers?

Probably not, but it's funny that he signed with the Chicago Cubs. They aren't good.

If Joe Maddon thinks he can turn the Cubs around then he's wrong! They will never, ever win again. It is a fact.

But maybe this isn't going to happen. The Rays believe it was a conspiracy and have filed against the Cubs.

This is getting intense!!

Sources

• Marc Tompkin "Chicago Cubs hire former Rays manager Joe Maddon" Tampa Bay Times, October 31, 2014