Zork 3

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 KA FREAKING BLAM Score: {{{2}}} Moves: {{{3}}}


> FIRE THE NUKES!
You-


> fire rockets
have just killed a Ling-Ling.


> look
The cave is nuke resistant. You are no longer likely to be eaten by a grue.


> fire the nukes
Good. The Caps Lock made me fling that Ling-Ling on you. Anyway, the nukes blow you, the Grue about to eat you (I said no longer likely, which meant it could still happen), and the entire world up.


*** You have died ***

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