Zork 3

Tasteless	Score: 100	Moves: 4
> That's not funny. Why not? > A Goron raped my mother. My mistake. Did I say Goron? I meant boulder-shaped Grue. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit