Zork 3

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 Blazara Score: ???? Moves: ????



> I cast Blazara again!

Are you THAT stupid?


> Yes!

Ok... You cast Blazara.


> What happened?

You burned yourself.


> Examine self

You look a lot like Darth Vader.


> Get lightsaber

I see no lightsaber here.


> Use force pull

You pull a lightsaber into existence.


> Cool! I slash everyone's head off!

Ok, you-


> NOT MY OWN HEAD, OTHER PEOPLE'S HEADS!

-promptly get eaten by a grue.


> What?

While using all your concentration to resist the temptation to chop off your own head, a grue sneaked up behind you and mistook you as his lunch.


> How could you? I was beginning to like you...

Life's like that. Get on with it. Noob.


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Wd y lk t strt vr, rstr a svd pstn, r nd ths sn f Zork 3? (Typ RSTRT, RSTR, r QT ):