Zork 3

Goron	Score: 100	Moves: 4
> Talk to Goron "Hey, Got any breath mints?" > Oh Great Zelda NPC, share your wisdom! "To get past the Goron, you need BREATHMINTS." Then he eats you. Hey, ya know when you were asking me what Irony meant? *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit