Zork 2

Outside M1CR050FT Score: 75 Moves: 56

> yell "I use pirate version of Windows!"
This only seems to make things worse. The Uber Security Guards go really mad and start shooting randomly towards you.

> dodge bullets
As you are trying to enter the Matrix, a Grue attacks you from behind, cutting your neck off. Last thing you heard before you die, which is "Stupid Windows fucker".