Zork 2

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 The Burrow Score: 45 Moves: 41


> fire lasercannon
It always seems to come down to those two choices, doesn't it? Well, you picked the wrong one. Your cannon jams because the area is too full of magic. Lord Voldemort uses his last 15000 MSP to control your actions with the Imperius Curse. Lord Voldemort makes you walk through London, naked, chanting "I'm a Little Teapot" while being led on a leash by the Vatican Pope. Smooth move, ex-lax.