Zork

Train bound to somewere	Score: -1000	Moves: 19
> kung-fu kick window again ... You serious? > yes Do you have no brain cells? Fine, I will honor your decision. Feeling cocky after your last kick, and maybe due to the loss of blood, you kung-fu kick out the window OF A DAMN SPEEDING TRAIN!!!!!!! > What? You never told me that the train was moving! Are you the guy/girl/nondescriptgender that called out inside the station? > Yes, so what? Hah, okay, this is what: You start rolling down a hill at high speeds and hit the following: TREE TREE TREE ROCKS ROAD 18 WHEELER CAR CAR ROCKS TREE RIVER FISH ROCK ROCK ROCK WATERFALL JAGGED ROCKS... > So. what does that mean? IT MEANS YOU'RE DEAD DUMBASS! > Oh yeah jackass? Well, I can make dead too! Beat computer with stick OW, SHIT, DAMN! STOP!!!!!! Fine! I will let you start over at the station, OKAY? > Sure, thank you Go Back Now take me to Jamaica or something, NOT the station.