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 Cottage Score: 250 Moves: 12


> Leave it be

What? Leave it be? are you retarded?



> Well its not like its going to do any good anyway....what smells like bacon??



> Examine sword

You look closer at the sword, pull the handle out a bit...the blade looks to be made of some kind of meat.


> Is this sword made of meat???

Yes.


> What the fuck.

I know. Your move.