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 Maze Score: 120 Moves: 77


You hear a loud creaking noise to the north, as if caused by a wooden door. You sense warm, welcoming light streaming through an opening in the same direction. You feel like you're free from the maze's clutches! But you can't see a thing because you're wearing peril-sensitive sunglasses and-

"AUGH!" cries the Medusataur. "IT'S A W-"

You hear the hiss of a spray-bottle, and suddenly your sunglasses melt away, revealing-

A discarded can of Liquid Sunglasses Destroyer laying next to your feet.

A solid granite Medusataur statue, gazing straight at her own reflection in the mirrors.

A Feminine-Looking Wizzard, covered in mirrors and about to unleash the opening attack.