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 Maze Score: 120 Moves: 60


> go south
While wearing the peril-sensitive sunglasses, you are completely blind.

You stumble in a southward direction, hoping that by putting some distance between you and the Medusataur the sunglasses' lenses will clear.

However, even when you walk as far away as you can from the Medusataur, the lenses still stay black.


> that doesn't make sense. I'm now far away from the cause of peril, aren't I?

Unless, of course, there was another cause of peril nearby that you, in your blindness, have just walked towards.


> oh golly gosh no

You have been sneak-attacked and killed by a Nefane.


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


*** “So ein mist!”
~ Wario ***


Would you like to go back to the start, try again with 10 coins, or end this session of Mario Party? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):