Zork

longestgruefight1	Score: 5	Moves: 0
> enter large wooden door Just as the Wizzard begins to cast a particularly nasty spell, you swiftly enter the large door and lock it behind you. That Wizzard shouldn't be bothering you any time soon... unless, of course, it walks through another wall. > look Well, here you are again, staring down a Grue. Fortunately, the pudding gave you the power of extreme sarcasm, so you're not totally defenseless. The Grue looks hungry, though. Use extreme sarcasm Stand still and hope that your innocent chocolate-plastered face makes it feel sentimental for its long-lost childhood Attack! Retreat!