Zork

Bathroom	Score: -5	Moves: 5
> Enter bathroom OK. You're in. The box is still there, waiting to be opened. > Unlock box Which key do you use? > Antique emerald key It doesn't fit. > But... but... it's an antique! Still doesn't fit. > But... but... it's got an emerald in it! Green glass. And it still doesn't fit. In fact, it just snapped off inside the lock. > Darn You see no wool to darn here. Exit room