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 Lost Coast Score: -10 Moves: -5


> greet fisherman
The fisherman begins to speak, but you suddenly remember you're far too important for him.

Some strange guy in a suit is also on the beach, he rips his tie of while trying to straighten it only to have it replaced by an automatic tie dispenser on his cuff. Immature laughter ensues, and he dives off into the water.

And yes, the old man is still talking.