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| What the hell?
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Score: LOL
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Moves: Bleen
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You choose to die.
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> restart
> restore
> quit
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> HELLO?
Oh, sorry. I've been using the templates to make up a really random death.
Okay, here's what happens. 13 green rabbit's come along with 13 turnstile's, which are shoved up your ass. The rabbit's then leave, and a Riptoc devours your corpse.
- *** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***
Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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