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 Chess Game vs. Death Score: -1 Moves: 0



> "I challenge you to CHESS, no matter how clichéd such a choice may be!"



> "Wahoo! I won! I won! I beat Death!!"



*** You win! ***


> "So what do I do now?"

"Welllll..."

Death zaps you, causing you to go blind for a short period of time. You feel that you've been transported somewhere like the room you started out with.

You open your eyes and...