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 Final Room Score: 600 Moves: 0


> No - the REAL "You Have Won" message.

But that was....


> THE REAL "YOU HAVE WON" MESSAGE.

...

...oh, all right, but I'm NOT going to enjoy it.

Five, four, three, two, ONE....



*** YOU HAVE WON ***



...Huff, pant, pant. Is-is that good enough for you, your majesty?!


> Eh, that's better.

Yeah, it'd better be... Now how about reading that map you've got there?