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 Road out of Hell Score: 0 Moves: 11


 Nondescript Room Score: 0 Moves: 1


> go east
You smack your head into the wall. You wake to find yourself being consumed by a Grue. Your last conscious thought is the determination to pay more attention to your surroundings.


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
> _


Final scores:

Death: 1 move.

You: 1 move.


"IT SEEMS YOU HAVE FAILED TO DEFEAT ME. AS THE VICTOR, I SHALL CLAIM YOUR SOUL."


> "Wait! I didn't lose either! It's a tie!"
"NO TIEBREAKERS ALLOWED."


> "Aww man! Can't we just-"


*** You suck ***


Would you like to not suck, cheat by loading someone else's save, or give up out of frustration? (Type NOT SUCK, CHEAT, or GIVE UP):


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