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 Waste Disposal Score: 125 Moves: 49


> put rotting fruit in laser cannon

That wasn't exactly the smartest thing you've ever done... And yet, it had the effect of fusing the innately light-elemental light bulb and the light-based-but-still-primarily-energy-elemental laser cannon, creating a light cannon. This will deal lethal damage to ANY grue, no matter how big or how royal, as well as burning through any other living thing in its path.