Zork

TooSlowGrueTwo	Score: 0	Moves: 0
As you exit the waste disposal area you are eaten by the Grue King. Look on the bright side, at least that rotting fruit in your pants gave the grue a nasty case of heartburn. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN