Zork

Gotta go...	Score: 10	Moves: 22
> I don't need your pity, dammit! Okay, fine, so you don't need my help. Good for you. Let's just go back and try that strategy that you were planning to use. What was that strategy again? Oh, right, giving up and letting yourself get eaten by that Grue! Naturally, the Grue wastes no time in devouring your helpless body. That pity option is starting to look a lot better now, isn't it? But look on the bright side - at least you can always be remembered as an extremely tasty Grue meal. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN