Zork

Sheet on a Toliet	Score: 0	Moves: 2
You went to a public hotel to Sheet on a Toliet, Little do you know Gru owns all the rights to all the toilets in the hotel. So he kills you. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN Use cheats to revive yourself