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 Pray Score: 0 Moves: 0



> Pray

You get on your knees and pray. The boss looks at you bemused.


> Dear God, I'm...

No time for praying, son. Pig-Emperor Porky has just whupped your ass.



SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.


> examine man
He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

What would you like to do?