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 Paint Score: 0 Moves: 5


> look
There is a paint bucket just over the horizon.
> Get paint bucket
You now have a paint bucket, as well as-
> Look, we already went through this, okay? Use paint bucket.
You use paint bucket, but its vile juices cover everything in a vast sea of maroon.

Sadly, you didn't die. However, a grue is attracted to the near-blood color of maroon and eats you.


*** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia ***


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