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 Bruce Lee would be proud! Score: 20 Moves: 17


> Jump through the closed window all cheesy Kung-Fu movie style!

KYAHHH!!!!! Good job, you sucesfully jumped through the window! Unfortunatally, you have mutiple shards of glass in you, and you're bleeding, AND the Grue is coming for you. Suddenly, a train pulls up and opens its doors. Lucky, I really like you today for some reason.


> Thank you!

Whatever Dickweed, choose what you're going to do.

  1. Board the train
  2. Get ate by Grue (Because we all love this option)