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> "How dare you talk that way to the President of the United States of America?!"
"I'm a Soviet spy, motherfucker, and I'm gonna kill yo' ass."
> Stab guard.
You successfully stab the guard. But another security guard shoots you. YOU DEAD.
SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.
> examine man
He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.
What would you like to do?
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