UnGames:SWZork/suicide

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> Commit Suicide

It is forbidden to commit Seppuku.


> This isn't Seppuku

Good Point. Anyways, why would you want to die anyways? The purpose of Zork is to STAY ALIVE, not to die.


> Would I have clicked the link if I didn't want to Die?

All right, fine, if you insist...


*** You have Committed Suicide ***


Would you like to Quit, or Register Zork?