UnGames:On the Run/Level 1

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> Log in You are now logged on as Guest. What a stupid name, I mean honestly. You are in jail for creating vanity articles on Uncyclopedia. You thought you were pretty clever, huh? You thought to yourself, "ha ha, it's not like they'll track me down and arrest me or anything like that!" Well you got caught. Haw-haw. Who's laughing now? I know, it sucks. Suddenly, one day, you see your opportunity to escape. Two guards are talking to each other about the movie they saw last night. Taunt the guards Run Do the chicken dance Attempt to eat the guards