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 Jeanix White: Ace Attorney Score: 100 Paragon! Moves: Look, the game's over, alright?


> Ah, the Thinker statue!
"Oh! Yeah, I made that for her, didn't I?" exclaims Butz.

"And she took it to Paris with her!" says Molly.

"Hmm...maybe we'd have worked out the whole 'cheating' thing if she was still alive."


> Yeah, maybe you would have.

"Well, all you can do is learn from experience and move on, right? I'll be seeing you around, Jeanix!" says Butz, and takes off.


> talk to Molly

"Well, White," Molly begins, "I hope you've learned the importance of evidence. And perception. We never really know whether our clients are guilty or innocent. That's not what our job is about. It's about believing in them, and standing up for them, and ensuring that the prosecution can never convict them if their case isn't good enough. Don't let circumstances shake your belief in this job. In yourself. Because without believing, we have nothing to live for.

Always listen. Learn. Grow strong. And never give up on what you're fighting for."


> Thanks. I think we all need to hear something like that once in a while. Also, this text parser's awfully advanced.

"So, now that we're done, how about we go for dinner?"


> Who's paying the tab?

"Me, silly! It's the least I can do after the way you nailed this case. And while we're at it, why don't you tell me how you owe Butz? You say he was the reason you joined law school!"


> Oh yeah, about that! See, Butz stole this rich kid's lunch money. Now the kid had a lot of friends, who decided to gang up on me. Maybe because I missed the P.E class, during which time the money was stolen from the kid's unattended locker. But while I was being humiliated in front of the entire class, and even the teacher was asking me to apologize, Butz, and ironically, the rich kid came to my defense. They said nobody had any business asking me to apologize if they couldn't prove my guilt. That shut everybody up!

You idiot! You weren't supposed to share that story until the sequel!


> Wait, there's a sequel?

I don't know! Maybe! I mean, the Phoenix Wright game I ripped off from has sequels. You know what, never mind!

"Interesting story! You know what they say, when you're down in the dumps, it always helps to have a friend willing to pull you out." says Molly.


> Yeah.

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