UnGames:Huge maze

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The "Bottom" (you can still go down)

Now I tell you: follow the instructions, and you'll find THE TREASURE somewhere. It's in the middle of "nowhere". It looks like it's just two words, but it is actually a hidden link. It links to a really funny article. To avoid spoiling it, now I shall not tell you what that article is. It's up to you to find it out.
Scroll down towards the bottom of this page until you see instructions written in green. For the best experience, move only with the ↑, ↓, ← and → keys on your keyboard.
Never use the scroll bars on the right and the bottom of your browser's window. In fact, you should try to ingore them.
Don't go to random positions. You might come across false instructions that lead you into cycles or emptiness. So only start from here. So now hold on your ↓ key and go down.
Scroll further down. Go across what seems to be the bottom of the article and then go on into the vast gray space beyond it.

Yes, you are on the right way. Go on!

Don't worry, it is totally safe to continue. You have gone one third of your way to the green instruction you're looking for.

Now you've gone one half.

Two thirds now!

Keep going, you're pretty close to the green instruction!

Here it is! Now scroll right.

If you're looking for the green instruction, you're too far down. Scroll up a bit.

Don't go directly to the bottom. You'd miss anything you're looking for if you do it like this. Now, go back to the top and restart.
I suppose you got here following the green instruction. Now scroll further right.
Keep scrolling right.
Yes, go right still. It's really safe, there's nothing to attack you on the way.
I suppose you got here following the green instruction. Now scroll further right.
Keep scrolling right.
Yes, go right still. It's really safe, there's nothing to attack you on the way.
I suppose you got here following the green instruction. Now scroll further right.
Keep scrolling right.
Yes, go right still. It's really safe, there's nothing to attack you on the way.
Now, are you starting to doubt it? You came across the same sentences multiple times. Well, it's just a prank I played on you so that you'd think this page has a bug and quit the ad­venture. But now you're here. Congra­tulations. Now scroll down.
Keep going down.
You should still go down. But the distance from here to the next piece of text you'll see is pretty long. So be prepared.
The text I promised before is here. Scroll down, but this time it won't be that far.
Yeah, it's here, not that far. Go down, this time the text's even closer.
Go down. You're not lost.
Again, you're not lost. Go down for a short distance. Then the boredom and monotony shall begin. I don't want to play the repetition prank again, so I'll number the steps.
1. Go to the right.
2. Go down.
3. Go to the right.
4. Go down.
5. Go to the right.
6. Go down.
7. Go to the right.
8. Go down.
9. Go to the right.
10. Go down.
11. Now the monotony ends. Go down.
This journey might seem stupid. Indeed it is. But don't you want to find the treasure? Go down if you want the treasure, and turn off your computer if you don't.
Now go left. This is even more stupid. But I need to prevent the thieves from getting there quickly, so the way is long and winding.
Keep going left. You might think, "I'm going back!" Indeed you are. But to some people this actually makes the journey funnier.
Go left. This is getting stupid and not funny at all. Even to those who think it would be funny. But you have to go left. You have to.
Go left. This is pure stupidity. I could have shown you a faster way.
Go left. It's definitely stupid now. Really, you should turn off your computer. Unless you want the treasure of little value.
Now, it's time to scroll up. Ridiculous, isn't it. You are going back towards the beginning.
Keep scrolling up, and you'll find something.
Not really something interesting, though. Scroll up.


This is the "something". The only funny thing is that the text changes color. Go up for more such things.
More text that changes color. Continue your journey; go up.
After a few times, text that changes color becomes uninteresting. Go up for something else.
A poker card.
6
 
    6
Really, it's often hard to cheer you up on the way. Scroll up then.
Another poker card.
6
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If you take the last trick with this card, your partner must go 632 457 309 4c1.
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And here is the promised link.
Go right for a long distance.
Now go up.


This is a corner. I wouldn't put the treasure at such an obvious place. Go back to the beginning, you thief.