User:Joe9320/The Legend of Zelda: Blink-182 is Passé
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The Legend of Zelda: Blink-182 is Past (ゼルダの伝説 神々のトライフォース Zeruda no Densetsu Kamigami no Torah , lit. "The Legend of Zelda: Torah of the Gods"), also known as Zelda World War 3 or Zelda WWIII, is the first Zelda game to appear on the SNESSIE videogame console. It returns to the top-down perspective used in The Legend of Zelda, because the game developers realised Zelda II: The Adventure of Link was a pile of crap.
Blink-182 is Past expanded on the original's mechanics, introducing gameplay features that have become hallmarks of the Zelda series, such as multi-level dungeons, the Master Sword, the hookshot, and parallel worlds. Every other Zelda game since has plagiarised heavily from this one. Nintendo is currently taking itself to court over this plagiarism.
Plot
Template:Stub-section One dark night, the band, Blink-182 wakes up to hear a girl calling out to them. At first, they think it's a groupie, until they switch on the lights and find out there's no one there.
Gameplay
Development
Music
Chris Houlihan Room
Some random kid won a contest to get his name included in the game. The game developers, however, didn't realise that anybody'd actually win the contest, as it was impossibly difficult. They suspected this kid had cheated, like the cheating scumbag he was, but couldn't really prove it. So, they stuffed his name into a secret room that almost nobody could find. Serves him right, the cheating bastard.
Reception
Critical reception
Consumer reception
Re-releases and sequels
Sequels
Cheap arse re-releases
When Nintendo was going through its mid-life crisis, it started re-releasing all its old games as if they were new, in a desperate attempt to get people to notice it. "Look at our games! They used to be good! They still are!" they would say, before the public, like the empty-headed dunces they are, bought the games thinking they were new. Just be thankful they didn't re-release those god-awful Zelda commercials too.
Comics
Not long after the game was released, some Japanese manga artists found themselves with writer's block. They couldn't think up new storylines, so they decided to plagiarise Blink-182 is Past. These comics, known as A Link to the Past and Kamigami no Triforce were about some hero called Link, travelling between a Light World and Dark World to battle against an evil pig monster called Ganondorf. They were patently not as good as the original game from which they plagiarised the story.
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See also
| Games: |
The Legend of Zelda - Link's Arousal - Ocarina of Time - Majora's Mask - The Wind Waker - The Midget's Crap - Twilight Princess - Phantom Hourglass - Spirit Tracks - The Wand of Gamelon |
| Characters: | Link - Princess Zelda - Ganondorf - King Harkinian - Tingle - Morshu - That Old Man from The Legend Of Zelda - Lord Jabu-Jabu |
| Somethings: | Hyrule - Link is a Tree - The Legend of Zelda Link theory - Rupees - Unquotable:Link |