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Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please '''[[:Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Sign your posts on talk pages|sign your name]]''' on talk pages using four tildes (~~<nowiki/>~~) or use the "sign" button ([[Image:Button sig.png]]) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. |
Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please '''[[:Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Sign your posts on talk pages|sign your name]]''' on talk pages using four tildes (~~<nowiki/>~~) or use the "sign" button ([[Image:Button sig.png]]) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. |
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| − | If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an '''[[Uncyclopedia:Active Admins|admin]]''' on their talk page, rather than going [[bat fuck insane|bat-fuck-insane]]. Alternatively you can ask at the '''[[Forum:Village Dump|Dump]]''', or add the following: <code><nowiki>{{help}}</nowiki></code> to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! |
+ | If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an '''[[Uncyclopedia:Active Admins|admin]]''' on their talk page, rather than going [[bat fuck insane|bat-fuck-insane]]. Alternatively you can ask at the '''[[Forum:Village Dump|Dump]]''', or add the following: <code><nowiki>{{help}}</nowiki></code> to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 22:17, June 6, 2012 (UTC) |
Revision as of 22:17, 6 June 2012
Oh Dear...
Hello, Oh Dear, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!
- How to be funny and not just stupid
If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
- Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! --
RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:17, June 6, 2012 (UTC)