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Latest ABBA news.

17 December 2023

SNL did an ABBA Christmas sketch tonight. Bowen Yang played Benny, Kate McKinnon was Agnetha, and cameo former cast member Kristen Wiig was Frida. We don't know why the knulla Maya Rudolph (also a former cast member returning in a cameo) played Bjorn, but we don't really give a skit, as long as our precious ABBA graces American television screens.

31 August 2023

Agnetha has released her first solo song in 10 years, "Where Do We Go From Here?" The album itself is merely a remix of her 2013 solo album, A. It is entitled A+.

6 June 2023

Happy National Day of Sweden. I shall celebrate this year's holiday, as always, with the music of ABBA. Also, I wanted to state for the ABBA record that Sweden did not declare sex a sport, though the music of ABBA sure is fun to khulla to, if I do say so myself.

4 June 2023

Benny and Bjorn have dismissed the idea that ABBA will reunite at next year's Eurovision, which will mark 50 years since they won with "Waterloo."

14 May 2023

Egads! We won Eurovision! But that's not all. Perhaps you saw Bjorn deliver a special message via video during last night's finale. Not only that, but legendary Queen drummer Roger Taylor appeared with "Spaceman" fellow Sam Ryder for his new song "Mountain."

22 November 2022

You probably missed my S.O.S., but I didn't get around to posting this bit of news. ABBA is nominated for a Grammy. Sweden's favorite sons and daughters are up for Album of the Year, Pop Vocal for a Group, and Record of the Year.

13 May 2022

Bjorn's Honey is coming to the U.S. state of Colorado. Curiously, it has nothing to do with ABBA, Bjorn Ulvaeus or the song "Honey, Honey." Vad fan?

7 April 2022

Kelly Clarkson covered "Dancing Queen" on her daytime talk show as part of Kellyoke. Beautiful rendition, but could have used more bell bottoms and beards.

4 April 2022

At the Grammys, ABBA's "I Still Have Faith in You" lost Record of the Year to Silk Sonic's "Leave the Door Open." Seriously??? That song is nice, but isn't ABBA enough for my tastes.

2 September 2021

After a 40-year break, ABBA is officially reuniting for a new album and virtual tour, both called Voyage. You owe us 40 years worth of therapy, you heartless bastards! We're so glad you're back! How Swede it is!

2 December 1982

Swedish pop superstars ABBA have announced that they have disbanded. OH GOD, WHY???? WHY???? DEAR GOD, WHY????

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