Talk:Tarantula

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The 6th of June, 2013[edit source]

Please put this: Tarantulas are know for their large venomous penis. When they ejaculate, there is enough venom to kill a small 30 pound black child in Africa which isn't hard because they're pretty skinny. If you ever come across a tarantula, DO NOT! I REPEAT, DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT, BECAUSE IF YOU DO, ITS PENIS WILL EJACULATE INTO YOUR MOUTH AND YOU WILL DIE! Dreth (talk) 23:17, 6 June 2013 (UTC)