Talk:Quantum cheddardynamics

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I am thrilled to find observers who are also finding new areas of investigation, in the Quantum universe.

And being a great fan of the stinky cheeses, especially Stilton, the exposition of Quantum Cheddardynamics seems to me to be a true masterpiece of Aristotelian science. We need more Aristotles!

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Just yesterday in the engineering lab where I work someone's jocular comment regarding the innate cussedness of physical things led to the discovery of three new areas of Quantum Mechanics which we believe are ripe for investigation:

Quantum Electrophonetics: Be careful what you say. Mention it, and it might just come to pass.

Quantum Electrodelusion: Beware credulity, especially your own credulous reactions to your private thoughts. Delusions can take on a life of their own, and tend to drive you to places you don't want to go.

Quantum Electropretension: Beware your own grandiosity. There is always some fool willing to name the emperor's wardrobe for what it is.

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I am just new to the Uncyclopedia, and am not sure whether any of these Quantum phenomena might warrant their own entry and crosslinking.

anyone.....? anyone......?