Talk:Dr Frank von Arschebaum
His surname loosely translates as Arse-branch or Arse-tree. I chose the second half of his surname coz baum sounds a little like bum, hence arse-bum.
Purpose[edit source]
To be very stupid but funny and parody mad scientists.
Disclaimer[edit source]
Not all Germans speak English as badly as this. In fact, most Germans I know who also speak English do so very consciously despite their accents. It is very rare for a German to speak English as badly as I am parodying.
Austrians are another matter entirely (joke).
Note to Site Mods[edit source]
If you feel that this is better served as an Unbook do not hesitate to move it, but please give me a link to the new address.
Speling[edit source]
Die welt, not der wald. As in 'Heute Deutchland, morgens die welt!'. Such a shame for Hitler to be misquoted! *Sigh*. Next people will be taking the piss out of Pat Robertson.
Rather charmed by the rest of this, though. I'd leave that laboratory a few of your earth minutes, but that's only because I felt like shitting myself. Plus I just misspelled deutschland. Man am I in trouble
- I corrected die Welt SirCabhán ap Ailil Unseelie Knight, Ordo: Knights of the Silver Dragon & Les Amoureaux 04:16, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
More suggestions[edit source]
Blood loss is repeated twice, and the first one's funnier. Maybe 'with only mild corneal damage' or something. I wish I was funny. Myocardialinfarction 00:03, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- You mean mild dermal damage. Corneal refers to the eyes, dermal refers to the skin. But yes, I take your point and will edit accordingly. SirCabhán ap Ailil Unseelie Knight, Ordo: Knights of the Silver Dragon & Les Amoureaux 04:16, September 30, 2009 (UTC)