Talk:Attack of the 500 foot Jesus
What the fuck is this?[edit source]
Jesus sucks... the bible sucks... it is all shit written by a guy who killed his son. And jesus? He was just a carpenter, probally saw that he could convice some old fools to follow a star and give him lots of money, that greedy bastard. Jesus should die, jesus sux.
500 foot Jesus finds your lack of faith disturbing...--FunkyHum24n 02:58, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Math error![edit source]
If the 500-foot Jesus quadrupled his size ten times, he wouldn't multiply by 40. He would quadruple his size, and quadruple it again (Jesus times 16 at this point), and quadruple it again, until he had actually quadrupled his size ten times. His new height would be determined by the formula: 500*4^10. Therefore his new size would be (taks on calculator - holy shi...) much much bigger than a mere 20,000 feet.
- Quadrupling his size is not the same as quadrupling his dimensions. For every 2x increase in dimensions, the size (volume and mass) goes up 8 fold. So, quadrupling your size is the same as increasing ones dimensions by 1.5874 times, so the correct formula to figure the height is 500*1.5874^10. This comes out to about 50,000 feet, which is still off, but less inaccurate. --Splaka 05:44, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
Super Jesus can "make the fusion" with Godzilla![edit source]
I'd pay to see that. $5 max.
January 1, 2008[edit source]
I think we really should format Uncyclopedia in a little over a year on this actual day. We can have everyone freaking out and such. It would really be funny. 24.94.29.97 06:14, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
- Huh? --THE 01:17, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
Why does the picture have him in Seattle when he's supposed to be rampaging in the midwest on 1/1/08? Someone needs to edit the article or photoshop to make the lies more palatable.