Talk:American English

interesting. I can smell the jealousy from clear across the ocean (or 'oucean' for you sub-English speakers), which I guess makes sense. You could smell Europe from the moon if you tried.

Y'all, dis hurr fancy-shmancy article y'all's havin' be ev'n betturr if y'all's puts sum o' dem fancy rules n' such on ho' ta talk it. I reckon sum o' dem Yankees up Nort dat don't spek' no real Englesh is gonna' have demselves a hard time tryin' ta learn from dis hurr article if y'all ain't got notin' mo den' a lil' fancy-schmancy list o' dem difrunt dilects n' such. I reckon....--Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:21, 3 July 2006 (UTC) P.S:I reckon I'm be n' advenced speaka' o' d'American Englesh.

Weel slap ma ass and call me Jessy, saamone peed in tha wala hole! Ama get ma shatgan an ride those goddamn sonava bitch niggers, jews an chinkees right ouda ma gard blessed cuntry.

Well I'm, like, thin kin, like, git ouda mie face cuz you r like soooo ugly.

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I would definitely like to evacuate America, but no one will let Americans immigrate. They don't forgive us for how we handled COVID, unfortunately. --Le Dumbest of Cats (talk) 15:25, 9 November 2020 (UTC)