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| Username: | guest |
| Password: | potato |
| Available Subscriptions | Packaged Features |
|---|---|
| n00b package | -Access to young adult areas -Three edits allowed per day -50k personal vanity webspace -Nigerian offers in your inbox -Articles you write go a full day before automatic deletion |
| Rude package | -All of the above, plus: -Access to underage areas -Robosexual Jesus -Star Wars Marital Aids -Kentuckistan (KY) Personal Lubricant™ -Ability to see what this stuff says |
| Tubes package | -All of the above, plus: -A date with Paul Williams -A McCulloch Chainsaw -A kidney shaped pool -A baby's arm holding an apple -Articles you write won't be deleted, even grammar-free substubs |
| Bronze Package | -All of the above, plus: -No ICU's on your Articles, even if there not funny -A trip to Clevlands own GarbageLand -Escape China -A free iPod nano -Tickets to the FIFA World Cup 2010, even if the event is happeing |
| Silver package | -All of the above, plus: -More cowbell -Wikipedia-blocker - -your mom - |
| Gold package | -All of the above, plus: -Access to Sophia's private gallery -Ability to upload images -6 edits allowed per day -Extended character set (including !@#$%^&*) -Every article you write is automatically featured |
| Platinum package | -All of the above, plus: -Ability to log off and eat doodoo sammiches! Bitches! -More and More Ads -Block all Wikipedia stuff -100X the Cowbell -More Humor -You rule the whole world |
| The Best Package eva! | -All of the above, plus: -Dwight D. Eisenhower to beat you |