Social interaction

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I don't know who this man is but he deserves Cock In Mouth Disease.

Social interaction is the act of using the eyes, mouth, tounge, or feet to exchange information between two parties. Social interaction is most often initiated and sustained by Morons. Social interaction came into being during the Dark Ages. Before the Dark Ages, society was harmonious, with people minding their own goddamn business and not asking people about how their day was -NO MARJORIE I WON'T GO TO YOUR GODDAMN BABY SHOWER- or what the time was or if they had plans. Truly, it was a simpler time. The main proprietor of social interaction is unknown, but he still deserves a right bollocking.

Early origins of Social interaction[edit | edit source]

  • Honestly fuck knows at this point

Who participates in Social interaction?[edit | edit source]

  • Dipshits
  • Dipshits
  • Dipshits
  • Need I go on?

How do we fix Social interaction?[edit | edit source]

  • Nuclear weapons are possible permanent remedies to social interaction.
  • Guns are another possible solution, but are not permanent.
  • If neither of the above possible, simple excuses may suffice to exit social interaction, but this method is unreliable and temporary.