Shane Dawson

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Shane trying to keep calm.

Shane Dawson (claimed to be born July 19th, 1988) is an American YouTuber best known for theories that rot people's brains.

Early Life[edit | edit source]

Shane Dawson was born under the pseudoname Erik Estrada Jr. but legally changed it, at age 3, due to him being his ex-father-in-law. Other than that, he lived a pretty normal life.

Etymology[edit | edit source]

Shane Dawson learned of his evil past at age 19, were he realize that both, he needed a name from that incident 16 years ago, and his past life as Omani terrorist named Swade Nahs. Realizing that lit name he realized he was "No Swade Nahs", so he change his name to the reverse shaN edawS oN, then changed it to Shane Dawson due to it sounding better.

Swade Nahs

Friends[edit | edit source]

Oscar Wilde, his "friend"

He had 1 friend, Irish poet Oscar Wilde, whom he met at a party, he was discussing his new idea to make a Wikipedia bootleg where nothing makes sense. But, in my opinion, that will not go far.

Picture of him rapping against the ghost of Oscar Wilde


YouTube channel[edit | edit source]

Made his channel when he was 3 in 2004.

Popularity[edit | edit source]

He isn't.

Illegality in 17 countries.[edit | edit source]

Due to personal reasons, mostly a bar fight in Stockholm, he isn't allowed in the Nordic countries, including Finland. Dawson was also blamed for a hate crime in Siberia that he never committed. He was also arrested in Glasgow for destroying a PewDiePie statue. That, again, was actually not him, it was former president John Adams suffering from crippling jealousy. And for legal reasons I can't say the other 10.

Family[edit | edit source]

Dawson is engaged to Ryland Adams, a male. To which his ex-son-in-law Erik Estrada, a devoted Christian, said, "For shame!", 10 minutes later he was drowned in a bathtub by professional hitman Erik Estrada, he was 2 years old.

Movies[edit | edit source]

Not Cool[edit | edit source]

This movie had a perfect title to describe him, Not Cool, a movie that (no joke) was mostly done by him. He plays both Scott, a loser, and Cool Cat (shown below), the greatest feline it the world... nay, the UNIVERSE.

Cool Cat

Cool Cat Series[edit | edit source]

Cool Cat was a spin-off series, based off of the character, Cool Cat, a movie starring him (Shane), Vivian Fox, Derek Savage, and his late ex-son-in-law Erik Estrada. Due to the rise of Cool Cat popularity, this made Shane a celebrity.

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Cool Cat movie poster
Cast (clockwise from Cool Cat), Shane Dawson, Derek Savage, Vivian A. Fox, Erik Estrada, and Jessica Salazar.