Seven Dirty Words

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“What kind of fucking tit-faced cocksucking motherfucking cunt pissed this shit idea?!”

~ Some bum we found on the street on Seven Dirty Words
S***n d****y w***s p****r.

The Seven Deadly Dirty Words are 7 words that were said by George Carlin to never to be spoken about on TV. But what do these words mean? Here's what you need to know about so you don't mess up on TV.

Word #1: Shoot[edit | edit source]

Shit(e), the vulgar term for human fecal matter means:

  • Poop
  • To poop
  • To be worthless
  • Stuff
  • Best (when referring to THE shit)
  • Nonsense
  • Replacement for anything
  • A problem
  • Rebuke
  • Drugs, mostly weed
  • Nasty
  • Poop-color
  • To fool
  • Expression of shock
  • To show (dis)pleasure

Word #2: Pee[edit | edit source]

Piss, the mildly-vulgar term for human urination means:

  • Pee
  • To pee
  • Alcoholic Beverage

Word #3: Frick[edit | edit source]

Fuck means:

  • Sex
  • Difficult situation
  • Fraud
  • Displeasure
  • To destroy
  • To play with
  • To joke
  • Contemptible person
  • Not to care
  • Discontent
  • Intensifier for Yes/No
  • Shortening for interrogative phrases

Word #4: Berk[edit | edit source]

Cunt means:

  • The Vulva
  • Unpleasant person
  • Woman (as in for sex)
  • Funny person

Word #5 Inhaler of the Richard[edit | edit source]

Cocksucker means:

  • Annoying person
  • One that does fellatio

Word #6 Motherfricker[edit | edit source]

Motherfucker means:

  • Mean person
  • Person who seems threatening/disliked
  • Intense experience
  • Incest to mother
  • To have sex with mother

Word #7 Breast[edit | edit source]

  • Teat
  • Breast
  • Idiot
  • Police officer
  • Hit
  • Taunt
  • Strike
  • A bird
  • A horse
  • Young girl
  • Morsel
  • Annoyance
  • Excitement
So know what you're saying!

With all this in mind, here is a sentence with this in use.