Ostrava

Ostrava is a capital city of Czech Silesia. It is located in Czechia.

Official city emblem of Ostrava

History

The first mention is from 1229. When a yokel found coal in his garden here, he went to tell his friends in a pub. And thus began the Great Coal Revolution, which practically collapsed the whole of Ostrava.

Geography

Ostrava lies on a tectonic break between Moravia and Silesia, which provides Ostravans with many benefits and joys. If the flu is raging in one part, they can run away to the other if the flu doesn't catch them while waiting for the tram. The fracture behavior can be seen in the Ostrava part of the D1, where the carriage ride resembles a slalom and cars cheerfully jump over huge asphalt mules.

Culture

Ostrava is a city of science and art. This fact was noticed by South Korean and Finnish magnates and the city was occupied. The flag of the Korean oligarchs was hoisted at the international airport run by Leoš Janáček, a well-known recidivist fired from the Hukvaldy branch for harassing foxes. The local religion is Baník, whose followers are called Chachars. The largest church is Bazaly and the highest gods are Milan Baroš and Jaromír Nohavica, who wrote their anthem. The Chachar's national team participates in the highest Czech football competition.

Motto

Motto of Ostrva is ‘Banik pyčo!’ [ˈbaɲik ˈpi.t͡ʃo]