National Guilt Association
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The National Guilt Association is a group of people whose entire life is spent being truly, completely sorry for all the mean stuff they put you through, because they all know you deserve way better treatment than a huge group of utter douche-fags putting you down in such ways that you feel sad or not happy.
Reasons For You To Join[edit | edit source]
You feel guilty. Even if you dont think you do, you do. Even if you don't join, I hope you feel the guilt of your soft-headed ignorance and biased opinion on such a serious topic. Okay, I'm sorry I said that. Anyway, you should totally join.
Why Are You Guilty?[edit | edit source]
- You're a Douche-Fag
- You play mean pranks on people that could make others of a different color upset/want to cut you
- You cheat on your wife/girlfriend/sibling/etc.
- You have destroyed something dear to someone
People Who Are Guilty[edit | edit source]
- Tiger Woods
- Matthew Mcconaughey (He feels bad for starring in [insert crappy movie starring Matthew Mcconaughey])
- Tyra Banks for lacking a vagina
- Every one of Lady Gaga's ex (and current) boyfriends. No... Wait, that's just regret.
- You
- Your Mom for birthing you. No... Wait, that's just regret.
- Probably that guy, as well.