NFT

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NFTs (short for Non-fungible tokens) are bullshit receipts to some shitty drawings that claim to be works of art. The artists probably had their work stolen by some scammer who will charge you 256 Ethereum, which basically equates to millions of US dollars. But why bother when you could just screenshot or download them and not spend your money on worthless stolen art pieces? They're actually not even worth it. Nowhere near being worth it.

How to screenshot and not buy NFTs[edit | edit source]

This monkey was downloaded instead of being bought with millions of dollars by the Uncyclomedia Foundation.
  • Step 1: Go to buynft.com
  • Step 2: Click on one of the links below Latest Image Collections.
  • Step 3: Hover your mouse over the image, do not buy the image
  • Step 4: Right-click the image, so your brain won't be telling you "Congratulations, you just spent all your life's worth of money on this stolen artwork. Are you proud of yourself?"
  • Step 5: Click save.
  • Step 6: Piss off the so-called "artist".

Environmental concerns caused by NFTs, even though they say they have benefits[edit | edit source]

NFTs rely on cryptocurrencies, which use huge amounts of carbon emissions, and add to the damage of the planet, taking off thousands of years on planet Earth. So don't go on buying these pieces of shit that can hardly claim to be art.