Ludwig J Wittgenstein

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Ludwig Wittgenstein was a philosopher famous for his succinct literary style and deep investigations into the confusion of undergraduates.

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Ludwig Wittgenstein used to be the case.

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Ludwig Wittgenstein is no longer the case.

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Ludwig Wittgenstein ceased to be the case on the 29th of April 1951.

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Ludwig Wittgenstein belonged to a class of men known as philosophers.

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Ludwig Wittgenstein's early career was based on the existence of the Tractatus and his relation to the book as the author.

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The Tractatus was inspired by study under Bertrand Russell and reading of Gottlob Frege.

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Ludwig Wittgenstein wrote the Tractatus while the mind experiences the world in the form of the frontline during World War I.

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Ludwig Wittgenstein's later career was based on Philosophical Investigations

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This was supplemented with income from his career as a rapper ("Witty Cent")

His first album was a great success.

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There was a brief but fruitful partnership with Hurtin' Bertrand and M. C. Escher.

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Ludwig Wittgenstein was able to affect the world in its totality by his existence, in particular, the academic world.

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His philosophy caused the existence of analytic philosophy.

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His rap was also pretty damn great.

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Ludwig Wittgenstein is widely considered one of the greatest philosophers of the 20th century.

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This is determined by the facts.

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When the totality of the facts is considered, it is clear that Ludwig Wittgenstein is a genius.

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Ludwig Wittgenstein is the greatest philosopher ever lived.

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By consideration of the world and the picture of the world, and our language games, we can arrive at this conclusion.

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Yes, even better than Socrates and Plato.

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Such considerations lead to the theory of Private Meanings.

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There is only one fact universal to all minds.

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The universal fact is the fact that Ludwig Wittgenstein is smarter than you.

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As conclusion, we can see that Ludwig Wittgenstein is the smartest man ever lived.

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This is determined by state of the affairs in the world, and its relation to the language and the facts.